Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
More From Ian:
by Ian Fortey - Their actions may be morally questionable ... but isn't that what Robin Hood is all about?
by Ian Fortey - You know that scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail where the knight is like, "It's just a flesh wound"? These people are basically that. Except real.
by Ian Fortey - So ... scientists learned how to make potatoes bleed. You're welcome, cows.