Ian Fortey

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Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came.  Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.

It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.  

Oh, and he has Twitter.

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