Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
More From Ian:
"I'm bored. Want to make a computer and break into the prison network?"
These kids have accomplished more before driving age than some adults will in a lifetime.
Where's our flying cars? Jet packs? Laser guns? Don't worry, they're here. And they're becoming more awesome by the day.
Some people just sidestep counterfeiting cash, which is hard, and counterfeit random things they can sell for cash, which can be way easier ... and way weirder.