John Cheese is the Editor in Chief for The Modern Rogue, and contrary to what the above image insinuates, he's barely a psychopath.
Before this, he was the head of columns for Cracked.com, where his own writing attracted as much as 50 million views per year. He's written for AskMen.com and National Lampoon. He's been interviewed by Forbes and national radio talk shows. His articles have been discussed on TV shows like The View. If you're a fan of David Wong's John Dies at the End series, he's that John. If you're not a fan, that will mean nothing to you.
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