Jordan Breeding is a writer beholden to no man or woman ... besides, you know, anybody willing to pay him. His “work" has appeared extensively in Cracked, Paste Magazine, McSweeney's, The Hard Times, Ranker and gas station bathrooms the world over. He’ll allow you to follow him on Twitter or peruse his portfolio.
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