Mark is an editor and columnist at Cracked.com, and his work has also been seen in the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency, among other places. Follow him on Twitter, and check out his funny novel!
Why carry all those heavy bags of money when computers exist? That's just wasted energy.
Every party comes equipped with at least one guy who sounds like a beer encyclopedia. Here's what you need to know in order to keep up without sounding like a beer snob.