5 Ridiculous 911 Calls That Sound Made Up (They’re Not)
Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.
6 Real Science Experiments That Sound Like Horror Movies
We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.
5 Stupidly Brilliant Sentences Handed Out To Criminals
Some of these sentences that judges handed to criminals are so unusual, they’re not actually even legal.
5 Modern Day Captain Planets Who Are Helping Save Nature
When strong-willed, caring people have an “enough is enough” moment, awesome things can happen to the world.
4 Hilariously Bad Thieves, Caught On Video
“Inept criminals” is one of our favorite subjects. But, man, seeing them in action on video … that makes us a whole new level of giddy.
5 People Who Got Away With Shockingly Blatant Bribery
Aren’t bribes supposed to take place in secret? Shady locations with even shadier people? Well, nobody told these guys that.
5 People Who Caused Massive Damage For Stupid Reasons
Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.
Legendary Badasses Whose Stories Were Buried By Racism
One thing you learn as you get older: History has many editors, and they love using that delete key.
5 Legendary Excuses People Made For Their Bad Behavior
Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.
4 Historical Thieves We Just Can't Bring Ourselves To Hate
The Modern Rogue will never, ever condone stealing. But we have to admit that not every thief is a black-hearted ball of evil. Sometimes, they’re these people …
5 Times People Looked Disasters In The Face ... And Had Their Big Day Anyway
It’s like raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn … on your wedding day! Er, well, not rain. More like a volcano that’s spitting lava 2300 feet into the air.
The Top 10 Rogues In Cartoon History
Picking the 10 most awesome rogues in cartoon history is a HUGE challenge. But Lydia gave it a shot, and we love her choices. Who would you put on your own list?
Smells And Rain? 5 Weird Things You Didn't Know People Could Own
Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?
8 Marketing Stunts That Made Companies Look Like Idiots
No, we will never, ever get tired of making fun of clueless companies who shoot themselves in the foot with their own ads. Ever.
5 Bizarre Things People Have Been Hired To Do
Hey, when you gotta pay the rent, no job is too weird. Well … most of the time.
5 Times Man Took On Nature And Lost Spectacularly
Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.
5 Futuristic Medical Science Advances (That We're Using Right Now)
We will always think futuristic science stuff is cool … but when they move from theory to reality, that’s a whole new level of awesome.
5 Morons Who Faked Their Deaths (And Failed Spectacularly)
It’s like our grandmas always told us: “Never try to fake your own death. You are a moron. You need to accept that.”
5 Disabled Rogues Who Kicked History's Ass
When someone tells a rogue that he or she can’t do something, the correct response is to give them the finger and do that thing right in their face.
5 Legendary Examples Of People Sticking It To The Man
Hey, we get it. Sometimes you just get fed up with playing nice and have a “screw this” moment. Never give these people a reason to reach that point.