Eamon Lahiri is a writer and columnist at Cracked, and has written a bunch of stuff for a bunch of outlets that you can check out on his hastily organized portfolio.
His preferred ways of numbing himself include writing, obsessively researching on subjects not pertaining to his life in any way, obsessively rewatching the same movie, and obsessively staring at cats.
To hire him to do any of these things for you, email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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