Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
More From Ian:
by Ian Fortey - We’re all aware that a lot of rich people give money to charities. But very few of them give it ALL to charities.
by Ian Fortey - We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.
by Ian Fortey - Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.
by Ian Fortey - Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?
by Ian Fortey - There are gamers, and then there are GAMERS. And then there are these people, who are so dedicated to gaming, they deserve an entirely new word to describe them.
by Ian Fortey - If becoming an astronaut was easy, everyone would do it. But it’s not just the difficulty that puts people off. It turns out being an astronaut can be straight-up WEIRD.