Ian Fortey
Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
Articles
This flick only happened because of a blatant disregard for convention and personal safety.
When everybody was drunk all the time, and nobody cared that everybody was drunk all the time.
Meat-shaped stones are just the tip of the iceber- wait, are there iceberg-shaped rocks, too?
It is said that life imitates art, but when giant skeletons are involved it gets a bit more complicated.
Most people think they can spot a lie, and those people are wrong.