Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
More From Ian:
by Ian Fortey - Science is weird. That’s a good thing. Not only do we learn new stuff about how the universe works, it provides tons of bizarre studies for us to laugh at.
by Ian Fortey - If you’ve been to Paris or Vegas, you’ve likely walked right over the top of a community of people and not even known it.
by Ian Fortey - What’s our favorite type of cheating and swindling? When it’s not actually cheating and swindling.
by Ian Fortey - Their actions may be morally questionable ... but isn't that what Robin Hood is all about?