Ian Fortey wants to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came. Towards that end he has maintained a column on Cracked.com and written for sites like CollegeHumor, Break, Asylum, CBC, MadeMan and once, for a couple of years, he ran HolyTaco.com.
It's said if you turn the lights down and say Ian's name 5 times in a mirror, absolutely nothing happens.
Oh, and he has Twitter.
More From Ian:
by Ian Fortey - We’re all aware that a lot of rich people give money to charities. But very few of them give it ALL to charities.
by Ian Fortey - We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.
by Ian Fortey - Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.
by Ian Fortey - Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?
by Ian Fortey - There are gamers, and then there are GAMERS. And then there are these people, who are so dedicated to gaming, they deserve an entirely new word to describe them.