When everybody was drunk all the time, and nobody cared that everybody was drunk all the time.

This guy would get his shot, personal safety be damned.

Competitive walking used to be way more popular. And far, far drunker.

Meat-shaped stones are just the tip of the iceber- wait, are there iceberg-shaped rocks, too?

It’s always a team effort.

And business was booming.

You can’t trust pirates; or even people who claim to be one.

Human ingenuity is marvelous.

They still kind of are, but not like they used to be.

Because a failed lift-off attempt is inexcusable.