John Cheese is the Editor in Chief for The Modern Rogue, and contrary to what the above image insinuates, he's barely a psychopath.
Before this, he was the head of columns for Cracked.com, where his own writing attracted as much as 50 million views per year. He's written for AskMen.com and National Lampoon. He's been interviewed by Forbes and national radio talk shows. His articles have been discussed on TV shows like The View. If you're a fan of David Wong's John Dies at the End series, he's that John. If you're not a fan, that will mean nothing to you.
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More From John:
by John Cheese - Want to spend a week in solitary? Just whip out a Jolly Rancher or do some artwork.
by John Cheese - The next time you're at the bar, whip out a few quarters and blow your friends' minds. Unless they read this article, too. Then you're just showing them things they already know.
by John Cheese - We're out of Beta, and we have a ton of things planned. We'll tell you about that and answer your most common questions.
by John Cheese - We didn't just research these. We made them with an actual ex convict. And now, we pass that knowledge to you. You're welcome.
by John Cheese - There's one huge thing that makes a rogue a rogue. And there's one huge reason why you should know it.
by John Cheese - Any doofus with a brick can smash out your window, steal your dog and run, giggling, into the sunset. But there's a sort of magic to the ones who pull it off with some subtlety.