Steven Assarian
Steven Assarian is a librarian and writer. You can find his writing on Cracked.com and Workers Write, a short-story journal you should definitely buy here. You can find his heavily edited but inconsequential ramblings here. He enjoys being an old man, which is much better than being a young man. Being a young man is terrible. Get off his lawn.
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This flick only happened because of a blatant disregard for convention and personal safety.
When everybody was drunk all the time, and nobody cared that everybody was drunk all the time.
Meat-shaped stones are just the tip of the iceber- wait, are there iceberg-shaped rocks, too?
It is said that life imitates art, but when giant skeletons are involved it gets a bit more complicated.
Most people think they can spot a lie, and those people are wrong.