Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.

We imagine that police investigations aren’t exactly easy. But we found some that, if we were cops, would make us question our own sanity.

Science is weird. That’s a good thing. Not only do we learn new stuff about how the universe works, it provides tons of bizarre studies for us to laugh at.