When everybody was drunk all the time, and nobody cared that everybody was drunk all the time.

This guy would get his shot, personal safety be damned.

Thankfully we have counseling now.

Meat-shaped stones are just the tip of the iceber- wait, are there iceberg-shaped rocks, too?

It’s always a team effort.

It is said that life imitates art, but when giant skeletons are involved it gets a bit more complicated.

And business was booming.

Human ingenuity is marvelous.

They still kind of are, but not like they used to be.

Because a failed lift-off attempt is inexcusable.

It takes a big man to shrug off not being recognized as one of the world’s most important big men.

She wanted to be a diplomat; instead she became the Gestapo’s most wanted spy.

This should have been a bigger deal than Watergate.

This man epitomized what it means to be a glorious gentleman bastard.

Doping in sports used to be very, very different.

You can thank this woman that you weren’t born into an uninhabitable wasteland.

We’ve been deprived of these stories on the big screen for far too long.

Being awesome can also be a giant pain in the ass.

At some point, you’re trying things just because.

Samurai movies would be way more rad if Hollywood showed us fewer katanas and more battle pipes.