Samurai movies would be way more rad if Hollywood showed us fewer katanas and more battle pipes.

Weapons are awesome, when wielded responsibly. We’re pretty sure these aren’t examples of that.

We can never remember if the rule is “never let Brian and Jason play with fire” or “always let Brian and Jason play with fire.” So we just flipped a coin and gave them some fire.

When we heard that citizens could buy military weapons, we weren't all that surprised. Until we found out that those weapons were full-on warships, jets, missile launchers ...

From tiny tanks to guns that would shoot everyone around you ... including yourself.