These are all dumb and dangerous. Please don’t attempt.

Don’t attempt without proper training and safety equipment.

Weapons are not toys, no matter how cheap and dull they might be.

Always use proper PPE. Macuahuitls are weapons, and should always be handled with caution.

Do not attempt without training and supervision.

It’s not a toy.

Treat any propelled rocket as a loaded weapon.

Any time you deal with projectiles or power tools, it’s good protocol to not put a body in harm’s way.

Please don’t play with weapons.

Even plastic swords can be dangerous.

Do not try any of this.

But extremely dangerous. You’re literally throwing a hatchet.

Do not point weapons at your face.

Yeah, I mean … just don’t.

I beg of you, please do not attempt this. It is very dangerous.

Any method of throwing knives is inherently dangerous, they tend to ricochet and are sharp/pointed. Don’t attempt without understanding the risks.

Beware: Fake knives can still cause bodily harm.

Do not play with Armstrong’s mixture.

Please don’t put plastic in the oven.

Always wear eye protection while throwing sharp objects.