Don’t tolchock lewdies or crast pretty polly.

Please don’t put plastic in the oven.

Observing the local Solar system

Piracy; it’s technically a crime.

Be careful with your ears, please.

Don’t put unknown devices in anything you care about.

Please use safety gear when doing anything with paintballs.

You may as well have fun with your local paper because no one else will.

Please don’t hang on to expired mayonnaise.

Don’t put ghost peppers in your eyes.

Do not rub your eyes if you get pepper-sprayed. Flush with water. Don’t be us.

“Don’t do it, but watch us do it.”—Brian Brushwood

Always wear eye protection while throwing sharp objects.

Do not try this at home. It doesn’t even work; we promise.

This episode features some mouth sounds and talking with a mouth full of food.

Sniffing glue is bad.

If you make one yourself, it is vitally imperative that you respect the privacy of others.

Don’t try these… ever.

You better watch out.

Warning: There is no scientific data to back up pain relief claims.