Please gamble responsibly (even if it is an oxymoron).

It takes a bit of work to do this safely and legally, so please leave it to the professionals.

Weapons are not toys. Use responsibly.

Never wrestle while wearing socks.

Exercise caution and don’t attempt if you’re unfamiliar with the materials.

Remember: Replication is cool, but forgery is fraud.

Even we didn’t do this, so just don’t.

This is why you should never try any of this at home.

As a general rule, don’t burn plastic.

Treat any propelled rocket as a loaded weapon.

If you’re gonna do it, do it outside and never point the bottle toward people or pets.

Badass beard care tips for the Modern Rogue.

Warning: This episode contains needles going into skin.

Just in case the Hasbro logo on the box doesn’t deter the believers.

Probably best not to try this one yourself.

Please drink responsibly.

Ask your home owner association

Don’t put plastic over anyone’s face.

Any time you deal with projectiles or power tools, it’s good protocol to not put a body in harm’s way.

Please don’t play with weapons.