Bouncing back from a life of crime is hard enough. Going legit and then becoming famous? Holy crap, that’s a whole other level of awesome.

It’s one thing to just run out of steam and disappear from the spotlight. It’s another to just say, “Screw this” and walk away from it on purpose.

We expect celebrities to hold certain records: highest paid actor, largest Instagram following, etc. But we never expected things like “world’s largest 7-layer dip”.

There’s nothing better to lift the spirits than confronting the knowledge that you will never be as successful as these animals.

Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.

When done right, pranks can be awesome. When done perfectly, they can make thousands of people look like morons.

Way back in the ancient times of 1995, I received some of the best advice of my life. And that advice came from none other than Teller. Yeah, THAT Teller.