Throughout history, food was often the answer to the questions nobody was asking.

Thousands of years ago, people were eating pretty much exactly what you’re eating right now.

Food is awesome — and weird. It’s really, really weird.

Sure, having skills in the kitchen is awesome. But if you’re lacking in that department, here are a few tricks.

If you're not a master chef and you don't understand why restaurant food tastes way better than yours, we got your back, baby.

Though horrifying, finding a foreign object in your food usually has a reasonable explanation. Other times ... not so much.

The hottest hot sauces. The most caffeinated coffee. The meatiest meats. We dug up the most extreme versions of our most favorite indulgences.

The Modern Rogue would be the most awesome babysitter. Not only would we let you play with your food ... we'd help you turn it into witchcraft.

So ... scientists learned how to make potatoes bleed. You're welcome, cows.