We're not sure which would be more surprising: the fact that you were about to be murdered, or that the weapon was cartoon levels of weird.

The hottest hot sauces. The most caffeinated coffee. The meatiest meats. We dug up the most extreme versions of our most favorite indulgences.

Some people just hang up on scammers and forget about them forever. Other people are more ... um ... motivated.

When you dig into the fine details of famous historical moments, you'll find sitcom levels of stupid. And it is wonderful.

Nature can produce some awe-inspiring stuff. But when humans give it a boost ... holy crap.

If you just use a bare-bones browser, you're going to wonder how you ever lived without this stuff.

The Modern Rogue would be the most awesome babysitter. Not only would we let you play with your food ... we'd help you turn it into witchcraft.

Some of the most ordinary, mundane things you see in everyday life have origin stories that sound too insane to believe.

You know that scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail where the knight is like, "It's just a flesh wound"? These people are basically that. Except real.

Did your favorite make the list? Let us know, because Hollywood has an endless well of awesome rogues to throw our love at.

So ... scientists learned how to make potatoes bleed. You're welcome, cows.

Some products are too worthless for even a shoplifter to bother with. But organized crime doesn't see it that way.

From eyeball cameras to earthquake sensing implants. We're still trying to figure out if these cyborg style body hacks are awesome or terrifying.

Contrary to what you might believe, being good at trivia games isn't about memorization. It's knowing where to focus your efforts.

Some of the most unassuming things in the world can sometimes get bored and think, "You know what? I think I'd rather be an explosion." And then they become one.

Hey, toys are awesome and all ... but unless it can shoot flames out of its face or act as a legitimate spy device, don't @ me.

It turns out there are secret codes all around us. They might not be world-changing, but they definitely exist.

Sometimes, the most creative, sharp-witted rogues are actually sitting with a gavel in their hand.

In honor of President's Day, enjoy this special feature from Justin R. Young and John Teasdale. We humbly apologize for the weird dreams you're going to have from it.

In our eyes, these are true rogues who set the bar for the rest of us. They demonstrate rule manipulation at its finest.