Pauli Poisuo
Pauli Poisuo has written for enough outlets that his name is rarely misspelled anymore, but you probably know him best as a popular columnist and freelance editor for Cracked.com.
Pauli is physically compelled to try every strange thing that catches his attention. His personal history is an ever-expanding list of peculiar interests and activities ranging from fencing, martial arts and a stint in Finnish recon troops, to guide dog puppy training, sleep cycle experimentation and even working in marketing. This has given him a very particular set of skills that would probably be completely useless in a Taken-style scenario, but might just come handy in certain ... modern and roguish situations.
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Articles
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. And the neck that wears the medal. And the arm that holds the trophy. And …
Even when it’s completely unintentional, humanity still has some problems with this whole sexism thing.
While we sit here unaware, science is developing miraculous materials that are about to change the world.
Sometimes, putting in just a tiny bit of thought can prevent horrible disasters. These people didn’t do that.
Animals are the best, especially when they’re turning mundane situations into hilariousness.
Weapons are awesome, when wielded responsibly. We’re pretty sure these aren’t examples of that.
Sometimes Batman, sometimes Inspector Gadget; here are some unlikely heroes from the animal kingdom.
Some people do dumb things and land themselves in prison. Others continue to do dumb things while they’re there.
Youth isn’t always the answer to forward progress. As proof, just check out these ass-kickers.
Some people daydream about what it would mean to be royalty. These folks happened into it by complete accident.
Imagine being a victim and realizing that Benedict Cumberbatch just saved you from muggers. Nothing would ever feel real again.
Did you hear about the time a Rihanna selfie busted illegal animal wranglers? Yeah, it gets a lot weirder than that.
Why waste a great villain in a not-so-great movie? If we had magic Hollywood powers, we’d scoop up those badasses and drop them right down into another franchise.
It’s one thing to just run out of steam and disappear from the spotlight. It’s another to just say, “Screw this” and walk away from it on purpose.
How is this woman’s story not a movie yet?