Pauli Poisuo has written for enough outlets that his name is rarely misspelled anymore, but you probably know him best as a popular columnist and freelance editor for Cracked.com.
Pauli is physically compelled to try every strange thing that catches his attention. His personal history is an ever-expanding list of peculiar interests and activities ranging from fencing, martial arts and a stint in Finnish recon troops, to guide dog puppy training, sleep cycle experimentation and even working in marketing. This has given him a very particular set of skills that would probably be completely useless in a Taken-style scenario, but might just come handy in certain ... modern and roguish situations.
More From Pauli:
by Pauli Poisuo - Money can’t buy everything. Especially these things.
by Pauli Poisuo - Some people daydream about what it would mean to be royalty. These folks happened into it by complete accident.
by Pauli Poisuo - Horror movies are scary. So is real life.
by Pauli Poisuo - Why waste a great villain in a not-so-great movie? If we had magic Hollywood powers, we’d scoop up those badasses and drop them right down into another franchise.
By Pauli Poisuo - There are criminals, and then there are CRIMINALS. I mean, why pick a lock when you can blast through a wall with an anti-tank gun?