Pauli Poisuo has written for enough outlets that his name is rarely misspelled anymore, but you probably know him best as a popular columnist and freelance editor for Cracked.com.
Pauli is physically compelled to try every strange thing that catches his attention. His personal history is an ever-expanding list of peculiar interests and activities ranging from fencing, martial arts and a stint in Finnish recon troops, to guide dog puppy training, sleep cycle experimentation and even working in marketing. This has given him a very particular set of skills that would probably be completely useless in a Taken-style scenario, but might just come handy in certain ... modern and roguish situations.
More From Pauli:
by Pauli Poisuo - Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.
by Pauli Poisuo - Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.
by Pauli Poisuo - It’s like raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn … on your wedding day! Er, well, not rain. More like a volcano that’s spitting lava 2300 feet into the air.
by Pauli Poisuo - No, we will never, ever get tired of making fun of clueless companies who shoot themselves in the foot with their own ads. Ever.
by Pauli Poisuo - It’s like our grandmas always told us: “Never try to fake your own death. You are a moron. You need to accept that.”
by Pauli Poisuo - Hey, if crime is going to happen, we definitely prefer it to be carried out by people so hopelessly inept that they basically catch themselves.