So this actually happened.

Do not play with Armstrong’s mixture.

Train hopping is wildly dangerous. Please don’t.

Do not attempt any of the demonstrations shown in this video, please.

Also, all of these probably work better in confined spaces.

Burning alcohol indoors is not a very good idea.

Warning: this episode contains graphic fish violence, and constant background motion.

Only use toys as intended. Don’t be us.

This episode contains loud exploding firecrackers and things you should never, ever, attempt.

This isn’t a super rigorous test; always use an abundance of caution around fires.

Do not attempt the demonstrations in this video.

Teleport at your own risk.

This episode contains mouth sounds.

Do not attempt tumbling while holding a knife.

Drink and tour responsibly.

No bees were harmed in the making of this video.

Drink responsibly.

Don’t make copies of keys you do not own.

Take safety precautions and wear PPE while operating power tools.

Please drink and light responsibly.

Don’t shine laser pointers at eyes.

Please don’t sniff PVC glue.