Advent calendars sure have, uh, evolved.

Sure, we all kind of expect corporations to screw us. But sometimes, it’s a little too brazen.

We love a good story about the genius behind criminal masterminds. These stories are the exact opposite of that.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then daddy having power corrupts rather stupidly.

There are a lot of good, passable fakes out there for you to get duped by. These are not those.

There are plenty of people out there who “work smart, not hard.” But then there are … uhhh … these people.

Let’s just go ahead and use this as a basic rogue-type lesson on how to NOT act when practicing the ancient art of tourism.

It’s like our grandmas always told us: “Never try to fake your own death. You are a moron. You need to accept that.”

We’re starting to think that big corporations have absolutely no clue how humans work.