The universe will absolutely punish minor human error with life-threatening danger.

Absolutely nothing is off the table when it comes to creative wartime shenanigans.

The news is crazy. And sometimes it’s crazy in the most unlikely ways.

Sometimes art and common sense just don’t mix … and when that happens, the disastrous result can be art in itself.

Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.

It’s like raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn … on your wedding day! Er, well, not rain. More like a volcano that’s spitting lava 2300 feet into the air.

Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.

We can never remember if the rule is “never let Brian and Jason play with fire” or “always let Brian and Jason play with fire.” So we just flipped a coin and gave them some fire.

Man, if you think we have some petty, ridiculous arguments today, you should really see the ones from history. They are wonderfully stupid.

Even the most mundane job can be awesome if you add some fire, axes and a workplace where one slip could mean instant death.

Hey, toys are awesome and all ... but unless it can shoot flames out of its face or act as a legitimate spy device, don't @ me.