Imagine if these folks were on Twitter today.

These folks punched everybody’s expectations right in their stupid faces.

You have no idea how much an owl goes for these days.

It’s been said that death waits for no man. Oh boy, they weren’t kidding.

Technology is awesome. Except for maybe when it’s not.

People truly will steal anything to make a quick buck.

Superheroes are real. Or at least—people who masquerade as them are.

There are a lot of good, passable fakes out there for you to get duped by. These are not those.

We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.

Hey, when you gotta pay the rent, no job is too weird. Well … most of the time.

Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.

When someone tells a rogue that he or she can’t do something, the correct response is to give them the finger and do that thing right in their face.

Cardboard cutouts, pooping geese … sandwiches? All of those and more have triggered emergency responses. And not small ones, either.

A guy breaks into museums to hang his own art. A group of thieves steal an entire bridge. Some heists are just too weird to not love.

Gaming is awesome … until you find yourself in front of an actual judge in a real life courtroom.

Awwww, look at how cute it is! I just want to pet its fluffy little OH DEAR GOD, IT’S TEARING MY FACE COMPLETELY OFF OF MY HEAD!

We'd like to just write off this article as a common nostalgia trip. But the reality is much, much sadder.

Yeah, chess may suck to watch, but what if you threw in some full-contact elements? Don't worry, someone invented that.

Even the most mundane job can be awesome if you add some fire, axes and a workplace where one slip could mean instant death.