Welcome to “Rogue vs. Rogue” week! Today we determine who would win in a one-on-one battle: John Wick or Jason Bourne.

We imagine that police investigations aren’t exactly easy. But we found some that, if we were cops, would make us question our own sanity.

Legal battles are just an expected hurdle in the gaming industry. But some of them were so big, they changed the way companies functioned … and destroyed others.

So the world just ended. Worried about air conditioning? An oven to cook with? Space heaters? Don’t worry, we have your back. Here’s how to make your own.

You never have to give a Modern Rogue a reason to drink. But at least now, you can say you’re doing your part to save the world.

We can never remember if the rule is “never let Brian and Jason play with fire” or “always let Brian and Jason play with fire.” So we just flipped a coin and gave them some fire.

It turns out that a whole bunch of living things would not exist as we know them (or at all) without human influence.

When a magician publicly exposes a fraudster, it’s one of the most satisfying events to witness.

If you’re planning your own senior prank, you might want to wait until after you read this article. Consider it our public service message to fellow rogues.

Most of the time, it’s pretty obvious why we started a lot of our routines and traditions. And then there are these things.

There’s nothing in the world quite as satisfying as spiteful revenge. Except maybe petty revenge. These stories are a combination of both.

Cardboard cutouts, pooping geese … sandwiches? All of those and more have triggered emergency responses. And not small ones, either.

We’re not just talking about service animals, here. We’re talking about dogs that replant rainforests and wolverines that rescue avalanche victims.

These magicians didn’t just amaze people from the confines of a stage. They helped shape the world into what it is today.

A guy breaks into museums to hang his own art. A group of thieves steal an entire bridge. Some heists are just too weird to not love.

Don’t ever tell us that board games are boring. But they’re doubly awesome when they shed their fluff and tackle real world issues.

These ladies heard, “You can’t do that; you’re a woman,” and then stuffed that phrase into a cannon and shot it into the sun.

Wait! Before you throw that thing away, are you sure you can’t make something awesome out of it?

The “hooker with a heart of gold” trope suggests finding a prostitute capable of empathy is somehow a rarity. These ladies went waaaaay beyond that shallow cliche.

Man, if you think we have some petty, ridiculous arguments today, you should really see the ones from history. They are wonderfully stupid.