The Modern Rogue will never, ever condone stealing. But we have to admit that not every thief is a black-hearted ball of evil. Sometimes, they’re these people …

It’s like raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn … on your wedding day! Er, well, not rain. More like a volcano that’s spitting lava 2300 feet into the air.

Picking the 10 most awesome rogues in cartoon history is a HUGE challenge. But Lydia gave it a shot, and we love her choices. Who would you put on your own list?

Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?

No, we will never, ever get tired of making fun of clueless companies who shoot themselves in the foot with their own ads. Ever.

Hey, when you gotta pay the rent, no job is too weird. Well … most of the time.

Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.

We will always think futuristic science stuff is cool … but when they move from theory to reality, that’s a whole new level of awesome.

It’s like our grandmas always told us: “Never try to fake your own death. You are a moron. You need to accept that.”

When someone tells a rogue that he or she can’t do something, the correct response is to give them the finger and do that thing right in their face.

Hey, we get it. Sometimes you just get fed up with playing nice and have a “screw this” moment. Never give these people a reason to reach that point.

There are gamers, and then there are GAMERS. And then there are these people, who are so dedicated to gaming, they deserve an entirely new word to describe them.

One of our favorite home-project rogues is back with some fun science-based projects you can do with your kids.

Did you hear the one about the dead pope who was dug up, put on trial and then executed? It’s not a joke … that actually happened.

We’re starting to think that big corporations have absolutely no clue how humans work.

Hey, if crime is going to happen, we definitely prefer it to be carried out by people so hopelessly inept that they basically catch themselves.

You know those standup comedians who joke about being total wusses in real life? Yeah, these guys weren’t one of those.

Most buildings exist because they provide a valuable societal function … but some were made simply to piss people off.

Some of our most innocent games come with fairly dark backstories. Like the time Scrabble had to remove 200 offensive words from their official dictionary.

Gangs and crime go hand in hand. Some specialize in drugs. Others in theft. But some get so specific with their crimes that it feels almost cartoonish.