Youth isn’t always the answer to forward progress. As proof, just check out these ass-kickers.

Booby traps can be all in good fun — except for when they’re not.

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Some people daydream about what it would mean to be royalty. These folks happened into it by complete accident.

Crime is a fairly consistent aspect of society — until it goes absolutely bonkers.

Superheroes are real. Or at least—people who masquerade as them are.

Sure, we all kind of expect corporations to screw us. But sometimes, it’s a little too brazen.

Being arrested for breaking the law is expected when you do bad things. Not so much so when you don’t.

We love a good story about the genius behind criminal masterminds. These stories are the exact opposite of that.

The human body is but a tool, forced to do our bidding. Except when it doesn’t.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then daddy having power corrupts rather stupidly.

Sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may — unless you happen to be really good at that game that involves the chips.

Horror movies are scary. So is real life.

Sometimes life throws the unexpected at you. And when it does, just remain calm, like these people.

Everybody fakes it to some extent. Just … some more than others, and to the dumbest extent possible.

Sci-Fi is always awesome. But it’s never more awesome than when it becomes actual reality that you can experience right now.

We have some things to address.

Can’t afford a train ticket? No worries; the United States Postal Service will deliver your kid for fifty cents.

We’re aware that on-set injuries are a thing (just ask Brian). But sometimes, they just get flat-out weird. Like “kicked in the crotch by a horse” weird.

Imagine being a victim and realizing that Benedict Cumberbatch just saved you from muggers. Nothing would ever feel real again.