There’s nothing better to lift the spirits than confronting the knowledge that you will never be as successful as these animals.

Sometimes nature leaves you no choice but to rear back and punch it right in the face. Literally. Like with your actual fists.

Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.

We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.

Some of these sentences that judges handed to criminals are so unusual, they’re not actually even legal.

When strong-willed, caring people have an “enough is enough” moment, awesome things can happen to the world.

“Inept criminals” is one of our favorite subjects. But, man, seeing them in action on video … that makes us a whole new level of giddy.

Aren’t bribes supposed to take place in secret? Shady locations with even shadier people? Well, nobody told these guys that.

Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.

One thing you learn as you get older: History has many editors, and they love using that delete key.

Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.

The Modern Rogue will never, ever condone stealing. But we have to admit that not every thief is a black-hearted ball of evil. Sometimes, they’re these people …

It’s like raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn … on your wedding day! Er, well, not rain. More like a volcano that’s spitting lava 2300 feet into the air.

Picking the 10 most awesome rogues in cartoon history is a HUGE challenge. But Lydia gave it a shot, and we love her choices. Who would you put on your own list?

Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?

No, we will never, ever get tired of making fun of clueless companies who shoot themselves in the foot with their own ads. Ever.

Hey, when you gotta pay the rent, no job is too weird. Well … most of the time.

Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.

We will always think futuristic science stuff is cool … but when they move from theory to reality, that’s a whole new level of awesome.

It’s like our grandmas always told us: “Never try to fake your own death. You are a moron. You need to accept that.”