There are criminals, and then there are CRIMINALS. I mean, why pick a lock when you can blast through a wall with an anti-tank gun?

You think you at least have a rough idea of where common stuff comes from … but then when you look at the history books, things get weird.

We’re all aware that a lot of rich people give money to charities. But very few of them give it ALL to charities.

We expect celebrities to hold certain records: highest paid actor, largest Instagram following, etc. But we never expected things like “world’s largest 7-layer dip”.

What would you do if you found out that a stalker had been living under your bed for 3 days? That actually happened, and it’s not even the creepiest thing in this article.

Con artists are kind of known for bouncing from scam to scam. But these people committed to the act so hard, they basically turned it into performance art.

“Rags to riches” stories are awesome, but these people are on a whole other level. We’re talking about straight-up homeless people who made fortunes.

Let’s just go ahead and use this as a basic rogue-type lesson on how to NOT act when practicing the ancient art of tourism.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: We will never, ever get tired of “instant karma” stories.

There’s nothing better to lift the spirits than confronting the knowledge that you will never be as successful as these animals.

Sometimes nature leaves you no choice but to rear back and punch it right in the face. Literally. Like with your actual fists.

Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.

We’re all about science. And we’re all about horror movies. But we’re on the fence about science that sounds like it was taken directly from horror movies.

Some of these sentences that judges handed to criminals are so unusual, they’re not actually even legal.

When strong-willed, caring people have an “enough is enough” moment, awesome things can happen to the world.

“Inept criminals” is one of our favorite subjects. But, man, seeing them in action on video … that makes us a whole new level of giddy.

Aren’t bribes supposed to take place in secret? Shady locations with even shadier people? Well, nobody told these guys that.

Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.

One thing you learn as you get older: History has many editors, and they love using that delete key.

Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.